Maestro's Maniac Mansion!

For the people who don't know the joke:

A man was walking on the sidewalk when suddenly a car stops near him.
A shocked man stepped out and asked: "Sir! Have you ever seen a a penguin which height was around 6 feet?"
The man replied with: "Of course not,"
"Dammit, then I hit a nun on my way here!"

Yeah probably not as funny as it could be if I were a native English speaker but you get it right.